Pavlovian Obeisance

Well, Beat Them to the Punch!

by pablo January 31, 2010

THEY Sure Know How to
Govern!

WHIP IT...WHIP IT GOOD!

by pablo January 31, 2010

Kinda Like an Opus Dei
Cilice Flagellation!

RNC Passes Compromise On 'Purity' Resolutions

Keep in Lockstep!

by pablo January 31, 2010

GOP Retreat?
Hell, No!

Call Mayor Bloomberg!

by pablo January 31, 2010

Need Somewhere to Hold a Terror Trial in New York City
for a Terror Attack that Occurred In New York City?

Try Governors Island!
Safe
Secure
1 mile from Ground Zero
Uninhabited (don't let the buildings fool you, they are all vacant)
Excellent infrastructure
Accessible ONLY by ferryboat & helicopter
Will not harm commerce or life in downtown Manhattan
A few million $ on preparation and...

PROBLEMS SOLVED!

(note: I was stationed there in 1968 when I was in the Coast Guard. Lovely place!)

What a Country!

by pablo January 29, 2010

Americans LOVE Their Fantasy News!

Dumber Plumbers!

by pablo January 28, 2010

Watch Out Betty...
Your Phone May Be Tapped!

OMFG!

by pablo January 28, 2010

SOTU?
STFU!

Tweety's SOTU WTF Moment:
"I forgot he was black tonight for an hour"

The King of Krap!

by pablo January 26, 2010

LA proved too much for the man

More Like Checkers!

by pablo January 26, 2010

NO!!!

by pablo January 24, 2010

It Worked So Well the Last Time!

Thanks SCOTUS!

by pablo January 23, 2010

Birds of a Feather...

by pablo January 23, 2010

Saudi Arabia
Home of 15 of the 9/11 Hijackers and...
FOX NEWS!

Right-wing Saudi dynasty endorses right-wing Fox News dynasty.

The Prince of
Bad Taste

Calling Dr. O

by pablo January 22, 2010

Dunk the Teabaggers!

by pablo January 22, 2010

Let's Party Like It's
1791!

Grab Your Guns and Git Goin'!

Whistling Past the Graveyark

by pablo January 22, 2010

Memo to Sitting
Senators and
Representatives:

Take a Pass on HCR,
and You are Digging
Your Own Grave!

Man (and Woman Up!)
The Only Thing in the Middle of the Road is Roadkill!

Headless Party!

by pablo January 21, 2010

Who's in Charge?
Can't Anybody Here
Play This Game?

Sweet Baby Jeebus, Even Barney Frank is Freaking Out!!

Reporter (Q) "What do you think of your team's execution?"
Coach John McKay (A) "I'm all for it!"

Unleash Hell!

by pablo January 20, 2010

Why are Democrats So Stupid, Weak, Feckless?
Bipartisanship, WTF!
Learn From the Masters!

Obama: No Action On Health Bill Until Brown Is Seated

Buncha Asses!

by pablo January 20, 2010

Democrats: The Massachusetts Lesson: Do the Right Thing

Yes I CAN spell, I thought I should have done a (sic), but I thought all my visitors were aware of all internet traditions! (see comments)

Hughes Redeux

by pablo January 19, 2010

Karen Hughes: Bush rescued the economy

KILL FIL!

by pablo January 18, 2010

A Sad Truth

by pablo January 18, 2010

Fasten Your Seatbelts,
It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!

The Naked Truth!

by pablo January 18, 2010

Here's Scotty Loving Him Some Curlin' Iron

Gotta Used Bridge For Sale!

by pablo January 17, 2010

Sounds Like a Plan!

A Yankee in King Kennedy's Court!

by pablo January 16, 2010

Beam Him Up Scottie!

Brown Justifies Denying 9/11 Rescue Workers Aid: ‘We Had To Take Care Of Our Own Priorities First'

GOP TV!

by pablo January 15, 2010

Wasn't There Something About Some Guy Doing Something, Somewhere, and he was Neekid?
Oh Yeah, it was a GUY!

The Tennessean

by pablo January 13, 2010

The Million Dollar Man from ~~Ford~~ Merrill Lynch/BOA is Trying Hard to Purge His Republican Tendencies!

In Harold Ford's Profile N.Y. Times Dabbles in Passive Aggressiveness

When Ya Gotta....

by pablo January 13, 2010

“I Wouldn't Know”

Conservative Laffs!

by pablo January 12, 2010

Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller debuts with casual joke about rape

Tucker in
Dickipidia

Wrath of God

by pablo January 11, 2010

Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy 'God's Plan'

And God has a Sense of Humor!

Like Father, Like Daughter!

by pablo January 11, 2010

Skin in the Game!

by pablo January 10, 2010

Pressers in the
Hot Tub!

GOP candidate for Kennedy's seat did nude centerfold

We Are Siamese if You Please

by pablo January 09, 2010

Exclusive My Ass!

What, Ted Nugent Wasn't Available?
One Page Rolodex?

N.Y. Can't A-FORD Him!

by pablo January 09, 2010

A Record to Stand On!
(If You're a REPUBLICAN)

2001 : Ford votes for the Patriot Act. Democrats support bill 129-75.
2002 : Ford votes to authorize Iraq War. Democrats oppose bill 126-81.
2003 : Ford is one of 63 Democrats to vote for the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act.
2005 : Ford votes for House Republicans' tough anti-immigration bill, the Real ID ACT . Only 42 Democrats did so.
2005 : Ford was one of 43 Democrats to back legislation intervening in the Terri Schiavo case.
2005 : Ford votes for bankruptcy reform, along with 72 other Democrats.
2006 : Ford votes to permanently repeal the estate tax, along with only 42 other Democrats.

He repeatedly voted in favor of a constitutional amendment banning flag-burning ( 2005 , 2003 , 2001 , 1999 ). In 2005, the amendment fell just one vote short of the 67 it needed to clear the Senate; needless to say, Democrats can't afford to give up one of the New York seats.

from DougJ at Balloon Juice